Nov 28, 2025 · From the iconic “old man yells at cloud” to the endless onion-belt saga, Grandpa Simpson gave us comedy that ages like fine wine—or like a ranting senior who refuses to use email.

Grandpa Simpson defends Homer against accusations of communism in this classic scene from The Simpsons.

May 7, 2023 · Grandpa Simpson is an eccentric war veteran with poor fathering skills, which is a recipe for great entertainment. Read 35 of his many humorous quotes below.

Jul 3, 2024 · Homer Simpson: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.

Jan 2, 2024 · Abe Simpson's most insightful quote is easily his cynical advice to his son during a flashback in "Homerpalooza." It's not only highly accurate, but it also transcends the show itself with …

Oct 21, 2019 · While the main five members of the Simpsons family get all the attention, the oldest family member should not be overlooked. Abe Simpson (or Grandpa Simpson) is a very different …

I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams …

Feb 19, 2005 · Sloppy Jimbo XII said: "Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet oover and ooover. "Aaaaa" he'd say, …

Grampa : My motto was "Always cheat". [Grampa as Glamorous Godfrey pokes the eyes of one wrestler, bites another's ear, and throws another wrestler into a fridge and puts a steel chair against …

Mar 14, 2020 · In the short, Grampa is telling Bart and Lisa about the good old days but when they start to ignore him, he pretends to die to get their attention back.